WEST WEYBRIDGE;- I once met a real snotty woman who claimed to live there. After some research I found out this is estate agent speak to big up, and price up, Addlestone. See also:- STAINES-UPON-THAMES
Laleham is not one of 'The Thankful Villages' (also known as Blessed Villages) that have no war memorial. After the Great War there were fifty two civil parishes in England & Wales that never lost a soldier, Scotland & Ireland were not so lucky. After the second world war there was only fourteen villages left that had all their service personnel returned. These were considered "doubly thankful" and one of them was Upper Slaughter.
ULTRACREPIBARIAN;- One who speaks above his level of knowledge, experience or expertise. From Latin Ultra=above & beyond + crepis-idis=sole,keel. The story goes that when the famous Greek painter Apellis made a full-body painting of Alexander the Great and showed it to the audience, a shoemaker approached him and made some comments about the rendering of the sandals of the great warrior. The painter promptly acknowledged the error and with a stroke of his brush corrected it. But after a while the same man started to comment about the robe of Alexander and the painter cut him short by saying, "Stick to the sandals, my valuable friend".